HM THEMES
October 23rd ∙ 729
tagged: dear damon:  recently it's been brought to my attention by your recklessly opened shirts that the hollow of your throat seems like a scrumptious place to be. it's also been apparent to me upon further scrutiny that when you part your lips just so and narrow your eyes that i well i mean- i'm sure that sentence was going somewhere but i was distracted and okay my point is you have not responded to any of my other well-worded letters of concern. i understand how pressing your life must be what with cleaning all those expensive rugs and gettin' some marshmallow stick in ya but this is important ok. this is of the utmost importance. you have to stop. you have to stop saying and doing things we all should be snorting and laughing at and yet you (you rat BASTARD) instead continue to contribute to the teeming mass of inconsolable sexual frustration of the world. LOOK. YOU ARE MAKING EVERYONE ANGRY AND DISTRAUGHT. WE ARE ALL SO MAD AND SO TURNED ON IT'S DISGUSTING. SO YOU CAN JUST STOP IT. COVER UP YOUR CHEST AND I'LL LEND YOU A PAPER BAG FOR YOUR STUPID FACE.  sincerely; the world and all its occupants 
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