dear damon wow fuck you hasn't anyone ever told you not to look at people when you are recklessly in love hasn't anyone had the decency to let you know it is not an okay thing to do why hasn't anyone taught you these simple courtesies like if you are perfect and in love and you start making these wonderfully human and adoring faces towards the object of your everlasting affection like some lovesick puppy in that terribly perfectly beautiful way that makes all them panties drop wear a fucking paper bag have some fucking decency you asshole love the masses dear damon:
